Amish paradise

(Weird Al Yankovic)

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Lyrics:

As I walk through the valley
where I harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife
and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning
I'm milking cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens
and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that,
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land,
I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand
and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores
and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives,
Living in the Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him
And I turned the other cheek
I really don't care
In fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist
even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons
but I got a cool hat
and my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit,
you'll be bored to tears
We haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint,
So please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impared
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Curuso
it's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives,
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys,
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice,
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice,
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy,
churnin' lots of butter
Raised a farm on Monday,
soon I'll raise a-nutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble
as thou art
I'm the pious guy
The little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night
scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother,
I might have to get medieval
on your heinie
We been spending most our lives,
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights,
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites,
Living in an Amish paradise